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Sep 2013
11:05pm, 3 Sep 2013
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Chrisull
There are particular times as well, when more people are reading or not many others are posting and suddenly bang, your blog about constipation or whatever is a highlight. It's like races. Don't run the ones where every other vet 40 bastard and his dog are running if you want silverware. And don't write immediately afterwards about those same races because those same people are not only are faster than you but they are better writers and have more friends and money than you and if you went to the pub afterwards with them, they'd buy the first round and they'd be better looking and wittier than you too. And definitely don't write 200 million words about how unfair that is. Not that I'm talking from experience ahem.
Sep 2013
11:12pm, 3 Sep 2013
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sioux
PMSL Chrisull
Sep 2013
11:17pm, 3 Sep 2013
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The Teaboy
Le Marquis de Fetch?
Sep 2013
11:28pm, 3 Sep 2013
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sioux
Nope!

When I met him he definitely wasn't French
Sep 2013
11:35pm, 3 Sep 2013
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JenL
Quel dommage crab
Sep 2013
11:48pm, 3 Sep 2013
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McGoohan
I try to get people to read mine by giving them titles like 'My cottaging shame' or 'Sex secrets of the ancient Egyptians' as if my blogs were a Channel 5 program.
Sep 2013
11:51pm, 3 Sep 2013
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JenL
I had no idea it was such an issue. I'll bet this is a big surprise to the RevBarbara, too :-)
Sep 2013
12:12am, 4 Sep 2013
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Dvorak
It would be Duke OF Fetch surely. I quite like "Maharajah Of Fetch". Or Panjandrum.
Sep 2013
7:18am, 4 Sep 2013
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BaronessBL
I think he likes Mr Fetch or even just Fetch (although I think he really should accept a peerage as Lord Fetch)

I find using the words 'attention seeking' in your blog title pretty much guarantees a spot in the top of the blogs charts. When I used this phrase in a title recently I got something like 300 views (usually its about 35!)

So 'My attention-seeking dogging sex shame during Ultra marathon challenge' would be a good title - in fact I might just use that one for my next blog later today anyway (note - the blog itself will be about a fairly mediocre trail run in which no dogging, shame, sex or ultra marathons featured... but yes it will be pure attention seeking)

:-)
Sep 2013
7:29am, 4 Sep 2013
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Foxy
I only read those by Devoted 2 Distance ;)

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