Fast food outlets - the late June deathmatch

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Aug 2016
3:27pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Diogenes
I think we need a caption competition on that photo: What is Nicholls saying to Rick?

"Have you ever had a beard of burning gristle?"
Aug 2016
3:28pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Nicholls595
I'd win :-)
Aug 2016
3:29pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Nicholls595
The conversation started like this...

Rick: Blimey it's hot in here. I hope you don't expire.

Me: I hope you don't expire before you've signed my book.
Aug 2016
3:44pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Seratonin
Nico: Okay, so I look like a grockle but I am a local at heart.

Rick: I get that that's why I wear this silly hat but I am telling you, as a marketing device gravy pillows will never catch on!
Aug 2016
4:01pm, 31 Aug 2016
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McGoohan
Hey Rick, what's the best way to have sex with a fish?

I bet he gets asked that a lot.
Aug 2016
4:06pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Seratonin
Nico: So Rick, do you have any tips on how to avoid finding gristle inside a pasty?

Rick: It's easy! Only buy a pasty that has fish in it.
Aug 2016
4:06pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Nicholls595
McG, he should ask this guy

mirror.co.uk
Aug 2016
4:15pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Seratonin
What a nut job!
Aug 2016
4:17pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Nicholls595
I always wondered what happened to Jasper Carrott
Aug 2016
4:26pm, 31 Aug 2016
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McGoohan
Mmm I wonder if Rick would serve up a tasty slice of dolphin

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Maintained by GregP
Deathmatch closed 08:18 30.06.16

GOLD: Marks & Spencer

SILVER: The West Cornwall Pasty Company

BRONZE: Costa
BRONZE: Pret-A-Manger

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