Fast food outlets - the late June deathmatch

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Nicholls595
I suppose I am holding a "precious"
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Seratonin
:-)
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McGoohan
And Sauron forged terrible pasty pillows within the mountain of fire.

Three pasties for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords with their beards of burning gristle,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to diet,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,

In the Land of Cornwall where the Shadows lie,

One pasty to rule them all, one pasty to find them,

One pasty to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Padstow where the Rick Steins lie.
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2:49pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Nicholls595
It's not the darkness that binds them...

It's the gravy!

Rick told me

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2:51pm, 31 Aug 2016
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TRO Saracen
To quote Young Ones 'Oi Rick, is your name spelt with a silent P?'
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2:52pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Seratonin
Does Rick makes pasties or does he stick to stargazy pie?
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2:55pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Nicholls595
He does a decent pasty in his deli (and his patisserie), and going against all tradition, also sells a pretty mean smoked haddock and clotted cream pasty which has puff pastry pastry.
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Wriggling Snake
Rick Stein program lost all the wit, imagination, fun and enjoyment when his dog popped it's clogs.
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3:11pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Nicholls595
DEAR MR MCG,

CAN YOU SPARE SOME OF THOSE PASTIES FOR THE HUNGRY WORKERS AT THE DORCHESTER COUNCIL RUN BROTHEL?

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3:19pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Seratonin
Puff pastry? Puff fuckin pastry? And that's the problem with these poncy modern chefs. They have to tinker don't they? Because in their over-inflated ego driven lives they *think* that they can *improve* something. They take a traditional, time honoured dish and mess around with it. Rick Stein may be the saviour of Padstow and a darling of the BBC but please, don't come round here with your fancy ideas and puff sodding pastry!

(And breathe............)

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Maintained by GregP
Deathmatch closed 08:18 30.06.16

GOLD: Marks & Spencer

SILVER: The West Cornwall Pasty Company

BRONZE: Costa
BRONZE: Pret-A-Manger

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