Elbow bump instead of handshake watch: have you got elbow bump instead of handshake?

5 watchers
Mar 2020
1:04pm, 13 Mar 2020
118799 posts
  •  
  • 0
GregP
Elbow-bumping really is a thing - at least it is at my tennis club. After my match last night I elbow-bumped my partner then we elbow bumped the pair on the other side of the net.
Mar 2020
1:16pm, 13 Mar 2020
19567 posts
  •  
  • 0
Nicholls595
Mar 2020
1:31pm, 13 Mar 2020
1029 posts
  •  
  • 0
Roberto
Are these elbow bumps happening using the same elbows we are being advised to cough into?
Mar 2020
1:40pm, 13 Mar 2020
43915 posts
  •  
  • 0
McGoohan
I didn't realise that elbow bumps could be administered directly to the other person's face. In that case, count me in.
Mar 2020
1:43pm, 13 Mar 2020
19568 posts
  •  
  • 0
Nicholls595
Yes Maccers-Goohers, this advice comes directly from the Minister for Elbows, the Right Honourable John Fashanu.
Mar 2020
1:44pm, 13 Mar 2020
61458 posts
  •  
  • 0
swittle
Let's hear it for the olecranon process!
Mar 2020
1:45pm, 13 Mar 2020
19569 posts
  •  
  • 0
Nicholls595
Is that like the "Craig Overton Window" Swittlers?
Mar 2020
1:53pm, 13 Mar 2020
20694 posts
  •  
  • 0
TRO Saracen
Could become complicated if you don’t know your arse from your elbow....
Mar 2020
1:54pm, 13 Mar 2020
19570 posts
  •  
  • 0
Nicholls595
... especially if you have a horn on your arse?
Mar 2020
1:56pm, 13 Mar 2020
118804 posts
  •  
  • 0
GregP
I expected a lot of people at the tennis club wouldn't have been concerned as they had servants to contract coronavirus on their behalf.

About This Thread

Maintained by GregP
Elbow-bumping really is a thing - at least it is at my tennis club. After my match last night I elb...

Related Threads

  • coronavirus
  • haveyougot

Flat as a pancake?

We've collected thousands of your reviews from events, and worked out which races give you the best chance of a fast time!

UTMOST

Beat your league rivals to gain weekly promotion. Compete at every distance from a mile to a marathon.

Marathon Prediction

We delve deeper to give you greater insights when working out your goal marathon time.

Fetch Everyone Running Club

Join our UKA-affiliated club for event discounts, London Marathon ballot places, the chance to get funded for coaching qualifications, and a warm feeling inside.


Back To Top
X

Free training & racing tools for runners, cyclists, swimmers & walkers.

Fetcheveryone lets you analyse your training, find races, plot routes, chat in our forum, get advice, play games - and more! Nothing is behind a paywall, and it'll stay that way thanks to our awesome community!
Get Started
Click here to join 108,551 Fetchies!
Already a Fetchie? Sign in here