Elbow bump instead of handshake watch: have you got elbow bump instead of handshake?

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GregP Mar 2020 1:04pm, 13 Mar 2020 118,799 posts	0 GregP Elbow-bumping really is a thing - at least it is at my tennis club. After my match last night I elbow-bumped my partner then we elbow bumped the pair on the other side of the net.
Nicholls595 Mar 2020 1:16pm, 13 Mar 2020 19,567 posts	0 Nicholls595
Roberto Mar 2020 1:31pm, 13 Mar 2020 1,029 posts	0 Roberto Are these elbow bumps happening using the same elbows we are being advised to cough into?
McGoohan Mar 2020 1:40pm, 13 Mar 2020 43,915 posts	0 McGoohan I didn't realise that elbow bumps could be administered directly to the other person's face. In that case, count me in.
Nicholls595 Mar 2020 1:43pm, 13 Mar 2020 19,568 posts	0 Nicholls595 Yes Maccers-Goohers, this advice comes directly from the Minister for Elbows, the Right Honourable John Fashanu.
swittle Mar 2020 1:44pm, 13 Mar 2020 61,458 posts	0 swittle Let's hear it for the olecranon process!
Nicholls595 Mar 2020 1:45pm, 13 Mar 2020 19,569 posts	0 Nicholls595 Is that like the "Craig Overton Window" Swittlers?
TRO Saracen Mar 2020 1:53pm, 13 Mar 2020 20,694 posts	0 TRO Saracen Could become complicated if you don’t know your arse from your elbow....
Nicholls595 Mar 2020 1:54pm, 13 Mar 2020 19,570 posts	0 Nicholls595 ... especially if you have a horn on your arse?
GregP Mar 2020 1:56pm, 13 Mar 2020 118,804 posts	0 GregP I expected a lot of people at the tennis club wouldn't have been concerned as they had servants to contract coronavirus on their behalf.