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Eating dog food before big events

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May 2016
10:22am, 13 May 2016
7,323 posts
simbil
My dog always seems really spiritely and it must be down to his diet.

I know it would be really dumb to eat dog food all the time as it doesn't have enough greens in it, but maybe it will give me the edge if I eat some just before a big event?
May 2016
10:24am, 13 May 2016
4,167 posts
Nicholls595
Good plan.

If the big event is the Olympic Womens Shitting through the eye of a needle final
May 2016
10:30am, 13 May 2016
2,524 posts
FreshStart
I apparently used to eat loads of dried dog food. I can't remember because I was only two at the time.
May 2016
10:30am, 13 May 2016
14,081 posts
The Teaboy
Didn't seem to work for Serena.

Although as a method of avoiding the testers, I'm not convinced it's more effective than a panic room.
May 2016
10:40am, 13 May 2016
33,765 posts
Velociraptor
Does this mean that the reason why ultramarathon runners eat baby food in events is because babies don't care where they pee and poo and let bits of plastic fall from their hands? ;)
May 2016
10:45am, 13 May 2016
20,966 posts
HellsBells
I used to nick the dog's bonios - I was about 3 at the time
May 2016
10:48am, 13 May 2016
10,949 posts
AngusClydesdale
You lot are barking mad
May 2016
10:50am, 13 May 2016
11,930 posts
Wriggling Snake
I already have a nice shiny coat, it's made of gore-tex and made by Jack Wolfskin, So I tend to LEAVE IT, myself.

There's dog food and there's dog food that idiot fuck-wits give their pets, ours used to get leftovers on a Sunday, with gravy.

I also hear the phrase don't judge me, well I have, Serena, you're a fuckwit. There, I said it.
May 2016
10:51am, 13 May 2016
11,931 posts
Wriggling Snake
oh, and I did I mention, Tennis is a shit game, why on earth it gets on tellly I have no idea.
May 2016
10:52am, 13 May 2016
1,798 posts
peachy
Fenton

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I know it would be really ...

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