Caption competition

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HowFar? Apr 2020 2:41pm, 17 Apr 2020 13,869 posts	0 HowFar? Because Flyeveryone was a no frills airline, they hadn’t even given him one of those little table tennis bats to direct the plane into position.
Diogenes Apr 2020 2:52pm, 17 Apr 2020 47,560 posts	0 Diogenes "Free kick to Wales!"
RunningRonnie Apr 2020 3:01pm, 17 Apr 2020 1,820 posts	0 RunningRonnie "...in out, in out and shake it all about..."
Corrah Apr 2020 4:36pm, 17 Apr 2020 5,416 posts	0 Corrah “It’s just a jump to the left ...”
BarefootEm Apr 2020 4:40pm, 17 Apr 2020 485 posts	0 BarefootEm And stay out!
Lip Gloss Apr 2020 5:20pm, 17 Apr 2020 39,551 posts	0 Lip Gloss If you really can’t wait to pee the bushes are over there
LindsD Apr 2020 5:50pm, 17 Apr 2020 35,307 posts	0 LindsD Stephen!
LindsD Apr 2020 5:51pm, 17 Apr 2020 35,308 posts	0 LindsD "It's not a race!"
swittle Apr 2020 6:00pm, 17 Apr 2020 62,568 posts	0 swittle "You might get a GPS signal over there, oh, hold on..."
GimmeMedals Apr 2020 6:30pm, 17 Apr 2020 16,575 posts	0 GimmeMedals "Listen up! The Toast of the Monkey is now being served in Prague, which is in that direction."