C Block - there's no place like it.
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Sep 2020
1:54pm, 10 Sep 2020
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NDWDave
“Solutioning”. I didn’t realise it was a verb
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Sep 2020
2:38pm, 10 Sep 2020
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GregP
So is "to spa" (as in to visit a spa) apparently. Bring back hanging
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Sep 2020
3:18pm, 10 Sep 2020
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HappyG(rrr)
[If you've got to verbize it, then solutioning is better than solutionizing, imho!]
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Sep 2020
5:06pm, 10 Sep 2020
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Dvorak
[There's already a verb: "solve".]
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Sep 2020
8:34pm, 10 Sep 2020
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ChrisHB
'solutionise' is what you'd get if say a government has made a mistake and wishes to show that it was no mistake, but actually a solution. A preposterous scenario, I concede.
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Sep 2020
8:35pm, 10 Sep 2020
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ChrisHB
As in software problems: that's not a bug, it's a feature.
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Sep 2020
8:40pm, 10 Sep 2020
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NDWDave
Yep. What I would call “bug fixing” would be argued to be “an enhancement” by the dev team. Bug fixes are free but enhancements cost money...
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Sep 2020
10:30pm, 10 Sep 2020
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IanS
And you can charge the customer for enhancements Dave
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Sep 2020
10:32pm, 10 Sep 2020
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ChrisHB
When we were outsourced we were treated to long talks about the difference between bugs (no such thing) and enhancements (limitless potential), but our loyalties oddly lay with our previous employer, not to mention a basic sense of decency.
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Sep 2020
10:36pm, 10 Sep 2020
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IanS
A certain company we worked with overran their dev budget and spent a lot of effort trying to claw back money from the customer by charging outrageous amounts for every change request.
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