British Beaches Deathmatch
12 watchers
Oct 2016
7:07pm, 27 Oct 2016
11,528 posts
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Angus Clydesdale
Aw Dio, is that the beach where you get to rest on fluffy pasty pillows whilst feasting on deep-fried Mars bars?
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Aug 2019
12:06pm, 9 Aug 2019
23,554 posts
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Wriggling Snake
Weymouth came third, what on earth were we thinking?
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Aug 2019
12:24pm, 9 Aug 2019
113,852 posts
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GregP
I'm very fond of Weymouth. And there was a huge backlash against the Cornwaryuppie Filth Hordes. Surrey isn't landlocked - it just keeps its beaches off to one side. #SodOffSurrey |
Aug 2019
12:55pm, 9 Aug 2019
39,121 posts
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Diogenes
Having just come back from Cornwall and must emphasise that it has a surplus of wonderful beaches, many very sparsely populated, with outstanding waves, Scenery, pubs, and pastors. Yuppies are generally outnumbered by obese Midlanders, but you can have everything 
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Aug 2019
12:57pm, 9 Aug 2019
39,122 posts
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Diogenes
Aside from the excellence of pastoral care, the pasties too are superb.
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Aug 2019
12:57pm, 9 Aug 2019
17,855 posts
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Nicholls595
There will be another obese Midlander down there soon
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Aug 2019
12:59pm, 9 Aug 2019
39,123 posts
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Diogenes
There was nothing personal intended in my post.
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Aug 2019
1:07pm, 9 Aug 2019
17,856 posts
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Nicholls595
Dio, I'm reasonably confident that if Kate Moss and Mo Farah spent a fortnight with me in Cornwall, they'd be borderline obese on their return
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Aug 2019
1:17pm, 9 Aug 2019
33,465 posts
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Derby Tup
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Aug 2019
1:24pm, 9 Aug 2019
39,127 posts
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Diogenes
Still, I should’ve probably narrowed it down to the West Midlands, and the Black Country in particular.
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