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Britains Biscuit Shortage

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Mar 2016
9:34pm, 6 Mar 2016
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RichHL
No shortage of biscuits at the Boundary Run today. CUHH obviously cornered the market in custard creams as soon as they heard about the crisis.
Mar 2016
10:23pm, 6 Mar 2016
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UltraCas
I've got a packet of unopened ginger nuts - should I try eBay?
Mar 2016
10:28pm, 6 Mar 2016
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Derby Tup
Hang on to them ;-)
Mar 2016
10:31pm, 6 Mar 2016
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Derby Tup
GM, biscuits go soft if you keep them whereas cake goes hard. JC's go hard QED *

*all apparently. I've never kept biscuits or cake for any significant time pig
Mar 2016
9:44am, 7 Mar 2016
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Fitz
Jaffa Cake is a cake. HMRC tried to get them classified as biscuits for VAT purposes, and lost.
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Mar 2016
9:47am, 7 Mar 2016
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swittle
When I eat a Jaffa Cake, it's whatever I want it to be.....
Mar 2016
3:15pm, 7 Mar 2016
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Jono.
the status of tea cakes was also debated.

its over a week since I last had a biscuit.
Mar 2016
7:38pm, 7 Mar 2016
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GimmeMedals
Well I never! I bow to your superior knowledge, DT!
Mar 2016
7:50am, 8 Mar 2016
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Jono.
mrs j has found some custard creams in B&M Bargains
Mar 2016
10:33am, 20 Mar 2016
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Jono.
I can announce today, that the Great Biscuit Famine of 2016 is officially over - M&S has had a delivery of custard creams (maybe available in M&S Liverpool only, this does not effect you statuary right's to buy custard creams in other retail outlets).

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