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Mar 2021
6:53am, 29 Mar 2021
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Grumpypants
Photon Futon - sunlounger
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Apr 2021
11:03pm, 29 Apr 2021
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Grumpypants
Lobotomy - having short legs
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Apr 2021
11:08pm, 29 Apr 2021
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Grumpypants
Gastric - setting light to farts
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Apr 2021
11:44pm, 29 Apr 2021
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Grumpypants
BJ - slang term for an entire population being shafted by a massive Johnson
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Apr 2021
7:21am, 30 Apr 2021
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Diogenes
Scrotum - the belly of a felon Marmite - something your mother would do Predict - not a virgin |
Apr 2021
11:39am, 30 Apr 2021
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richmac
Caterpillar - Feline supporting a roof
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May 2021
4:34am, 2 May 2021
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Grumpypants
Hebrides - husbands
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May 2021
4:23pm, 2 May 2021
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richmac
Cocaine - have joint ownership of a walking stick.
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May 2021
8:59pm, 2 May 2021
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Seratonin
Cockwomble - Flasher on Wimbledon Common
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May 2021
9:01pm, 2 May 2021
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Dooogs
Fireplace - where to trade in your Fiona.
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