Alternative Dictionary

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Night-owl Sep 2014 1:16pm, 11 Sep 2014 18,057 posts	Night-owl A new game pick a word that would be in a dictionary but give an alternative meaning Eyelet - What you do when you rent your eye out
Big Al Widepants Sep 2014 1:22pm, 11 Sep 2014 4,518 posts	Big Al Widepants Nightowl - a body drying cloth only to be used after dark?
Night-owl Sep 2014 1:30pm, 11 Sep 2014 18,058 posts	Night-owl
Dvorak Sep 2014 1:35pm, 11 Sep 2014 9,026 posts	Dvorak oo-er Al Artichoke - physical sensation on being confronted with a piece of (typically modern, experimental) art.
Nellers Sep 2014 1:40pm, 11 Sep 2014 28,646 posts	Nellers Protein - An advocate for 13-19 year olds
Dvorak Sep 2014 1:44pm, 11 Sep 2014 9,027 posts	Dvorak Discombobulation - removal of the gubbins from weaving apparatus.
Spleen Sep 2014 2:19pm, 11 Sep 2014 834 posts	Spleen Panorama - a festival for cookware sellers.
2 Flat Feet Sep 2014 2:23pm, 11 Sep 2014 3,975 posts	2 Flat Feet Achilles - a cold sneeze
Ted Sep 2014 2:46pm, 11 Sep 2014 13,560 posts	Ted sneeze - They connect your thighs to your shins
The Teaboy Sep 2014 2:50pm, 11 Sep 2014 11,482 posts	The Teaboy Twerk - Where a Yorkshireman goes between 9 and 5 every day. (A classic, but still funny)