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Advent Calendar Jokes

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Merry Fizzmas (© FenlandFlier) :-)

Dec 2016

9:32pm, 1 Dec 2016

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Merry Fizzmas (© FenlandFlier) :-)

Maltesers "Merryteaser" advent calendar - Day 1

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

(That's their exclamation mark, not mine) :-)

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