220 reasons you know why your a triathlete

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Jul 2014
1:49pm, 30 Jul 2014
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Gobi
Swimming does not exist

Oh wait, I am not a triathlete
Oct 2014
9:40am, 6 Oct 2014
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holgs
85) If you've competed in a triathlon this year, finished 2nd overall and been pictured swimming in the newspaper you are in fact A TRIATHLETE.
Oct 2014
9:43am, 6 Oct 2014
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holgs
86) You are a triathlete if you get hit by a car and get up and finish the race.
87) You know you are a triathlete when you are the only one lying in A&E wearing pink calf guards, in Wigan, on a sunday morning.
88) You are triathlete if someone says to you "Is that like Tough mudder?"
Oct 2014
12:04pm, 6 Oct 2014
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Gobi
LOL Holgs, I'm innocent
Oct 2014
12:11pm, 6 Oct 2014
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holgs
that would be the day.
Oct 2014
12:12pm, 6 Oct 2014
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Gobi
I only did one tri !!!!!!!!
Oct 2014
12:13pm, 6 Oct 2014
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holgs
therefore you are a triathlete - stop protesting.
Oct 2014
12:21pm, 6 Oct 2014
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Gobi
cyclist who runs a bit
Oct 2014
12:33pm, 6 Oct 2014
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icelandic trigirl
[Ouch, Holgs, but YOU FINISHED! Go you! Been there - no car, just stupidity and a 40kph gravel crash wearing a swimsuit. We are HARD!]
Oct 2014
9:16pm, 6 Oct 2014
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Hills of Death (HOD)
Was that Bedford Gobi or did you do another

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