Joke of the day........
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15 Apr
1:41pm, 15 Apr 2024
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Stander
I've taken up drag racing, but running in heels is killing my feet.
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15 Apr
5:57pm, 15 Apr 2024
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mr d
The local Derby is about to kick-off and the ground is full except for one seat. "Why is there a spare seat at Derby" says a young lad to the older gentleman the other side of the empty seat. "It was my wife's but unfortunately she recently passed away." He replies. "Oh that's terrible I'm sorry." "Yes she never missed a match" "But didn't you have any friends or relatives who wanted the ticket?" "No," he replies looking sad, "they're all at the funeral." |
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