Pick the best reserved bike, move the stuff, and if someone say something look them square in the eye and in your best German accent say "zeedon do zat heir...!"

...waiting for spin class update

I know regret taking the formal approach of asking the management to have a word. Sabotage would have been far more fun.

At work changing rooms, there are rails to hang towels - so one towel can last a week

Yesterday morning when I got my towel after my shower I thought hello, thats not the way I fold it...usually lengthwise, this time it was width wise, and it was damp. Had some minger used it before I arrrived ? Its the only towel I had and I had to use it - did I become the minger ?

Yes.

plot your revenge....!