Terrible Joke Thread

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auburnette Jul 2012 5:38pm, 17 Jul 2012 1,100 posts	0 auburnette - What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? - Dam.
auburnette Jul 2012 5:39pm, 17 Jul 2012 1,101 posts	0 auburnette ...farp I have just seen the other joke thread, lost amid all the Friday. Maybe this one can be limited to real stinkers.
Dvorak Dec 2016 12:11am, 6 Dec 2016 12,667 posts	0 Dvorak KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? To To who? To whom, surely?
JCB Oct 2018 2:58am, 20 Oct 2018 98 posts	0 JCB Knock knock Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.
Dooogs Oct 2018 9:42pm, 22 Oct 2018 5,101 posts	0 Dooogs The main difference from the main joke thread is that none of these have been banned yet. What's brown and sticky? A stick. (although a friend at uni once responded "A big dorty shite" which was also technically correct)
mr d Oct 2018 9:50pm, 22 Oct 2018 3,165 posts	0 mr d A high percentage of the jokes on the other thread rate as terrible at best. What do you call a penguin in a desert? Lost. Possibly taken from the wrapper of well know chocolate biscuit brand, the name of which currently escapes me.
Stander Dec 2018 4:55pm, 13 Dec 2018 15,745 posts	0 Stander Hobnob?
iPLOD Feb 2019 11:09pm, 8 Feb 2019 1,867 posts	0 iPLOD Could be difficult distinguishing these threads.
The Terminator Mar 2019 5:09pm, 16 Mar 2019 8,718 posts	0 The Terminator Did you know when you pass away your pupils are the last thing to stop working. They die late.
elio Mar 2020 9:48pm, 11 Mar 2020 25 posts	0 elio What's the difference between the people from Dubai and the people from Abu Dhabi? The people from Dubai don't like the Flinstones. The people from Abu Dhabi do.