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FleeCircus Feb 2017 9:26pm, 9 Feb 2017 33,061 posts	Quote Pin FleeCircus [I assume it's Irish or something. They pronounce everything stupidly If she hadn't been so annoying people might be more forgiving of her silly name. And maybe even of her silly hair bows]
jennywren Feb 2017 9:28pm, 9 Feb 2017 14,558 posts	Quote Pin jennywren I'm not dying to make a joke about Tomasz Schakernaker and the weather after Maz's post.
Mazlin Feb 2017 9:31pm, 9 Feb 2017 2,346 posts	Quote Pin Mazlin [I've never been able to differentiate 'whether' and 'weather'. I remember doing a project on The Weather/ The Whether in 1989 and it was a flipping NIGHTMARE.]
jennywren Feb 2017 9:34pm, 9 Feb 2017 14,559 posts	Quote Pin jennywren [well I spelt Schafernaker wrong. Does that help? ;-)]
Eynsham Red Feb 2017 9:41pm, 9 Feb 2017 1,360 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red I've always known that the Irish ferry port Dun Laoghaire was pronounced Dunleary 😀
FergusG Feb 2017 9:48pm, 9 Feb 2017 989 posts	Quote Pin FergusG [My Irish colleagues did find it hilarious when I wrongly pronounced it Dun-La-Gore]
decorum Feb 2017 10:13pm, 9 Feb 2017 1,610 posts	Quote Pin decorum You know the phrase 'The lights are on but no one's home'? I reckon your bulb's blown.
CStar Feb 2017 11:47pm, 9 Feb 2017 6,563 posts	Quote Pin CStar Do you think once Cait is gone we'll be post-coital?
Velociraptor Feb 2017 8:13am, 10 Feb 2017 35,473 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor You've spent the day out doing a hobby only accessible to the privileged, and you're having dinner out and champagne to reward yourself for having done so. How does that work, then, and why are you boasting about it on the internet? You're just the same as the Rich Kids of Instagram, only sweatier and scruffier.
Serendippily Feb 2017 8:31am, 10 Feb 2017 1,293 posts	Quote Pin Serendippily You cockwomble, everyone was driving too fast, the slip road was moving when I signalled to go in and then suddenly ground to a halt so I had to abort. Our elderly car was a write off but the kids in the back were safe and the insurance company clearly gave you nothing because I hadn't left my lane and you'd gone into the side of me during that scary moment when I realised you were too committed to stop and everyone breathed in. So a year later to take me to court for 15k and to say I was in the left lane and pulled into the middle lane is a horrible pack of lies. We were all lucky to get out of it, I appreciate whiplash can come on later but you were travelling too fast and you are taking the piss. Bastard features I've got enough on and lying is just nasty