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Not mushroom at the Inn Dec 2020 8:04am, 9 Dec 2020 1,372 posts	Quote Pin Not mushroom at the Inn [have people been opening their crackers early..?]
FlyingScotsman Dec 2020 8:05am, 9 Dec 2020 25 posts	Quote Pin FlyingScotsman Q: What are brown and creep around the house? A: Mince Spies
MaltDrinker Dec 2020 8:06am, 9 Dec 2020 30 posts	Quote Pin MaltDrinker My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the river. I don’t know why she’s mad at me.
Diogenes Dec 2020 8:06am, 9 Dec 2020 55,631 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I used to believe that all people in Somerset spoke a strange mixture of English and German. I later found out that was just in Minehead.
Silent Night Runner Dec 2020 8:07am, 9 Dec 2020 395 posts	Quote Pin Silent Night Runner [Today’s calendar challenge, Mushroom]
ITGrýla 🇮🇸 Dec 2020 8:08am, 9 Dec 2020 11,224 posts	Quote Pin ITGrýla 🇮🇸 Why did Santa give the snowman a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Nana Gill Dec 2020 8:10am, 9 Dec 2020 7 posts	Quote Pin Nana Gill Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve? They have herd immunity 🙄
westmoors Dec 2020 8:12am, 9 Dec 2020 4,582 posts	Quote Pin westmoors Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!
MinceSpy Dec 2020 8:13am, 9 Dec 2020 74 posts	Quote Pin MinceSpy What is ET short for? Because he only has little legs
RRR-CAZmas 🇬🇧 Dec 2020 8:15am, 9 Dec 2020 4,192 posts	Quote Pin RRR-CAZmas 🇬🇧 What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker