TriSport Fetch - The Rules

Summary

Unlike Fight Club, TriSport Fetch, Also known as 'Team F-Dot' or 'TFD' has five (5) rules.

This article is owned by GregP

A summary of the rules of the evolving entity now known as Hotel Bastardos Tri Club - of which there are now five, simply numbered '1' and '2' , '7', '4' and '6' for ease of remembering, plus others:
1) Grep's word is final regarding what is Wrong and what isn't. This is doubly true regarding socks (and the wearing thereof) and race belts (not to be confused with number belts, which do not exist).
2) Gobi can be who he wants to be at all times.
4) There are three Crunchies in the PoD's desk
6) B.B. is not Spartacus, nor is he Joanna Lumley
7) Nobody can declare 'bingo' without committing bingo. Note that PoD committing bingo in a pool with a pull buoy is technically 'woman's bingo'. Bingo with open water swimming is UM BONGO and highly prized.
8) The Executive Committee have the option of awarding Lines to anyone under the age of thirty who is 'a bit cheeky'. This is especially applicable to track athletes.
9a) Triathlon involves swimming (or in some odd events kayaking,) biking and running. Talk about any of these is considered On Topic whether indoor or outdoor, on or off road.
9b) Horses? Neigh.
10) Tennis is a proper sport. So is squash and, surprisingly, table tennis. Badmington is not.
Just five rules, plus Rule 8 and two Rule 9s. Not complicated, now, is it?

Recent Updates User Comments
May 2013 Angus Clydesdale
Sep 2011 dan_a Some things are proper sports. Others are not.
Sep 2010 dan_a Added Rules 9.
Aug 2010 GregP
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